You walk up to the column, watching the hypnotic dance of strange small devices. As you settle in front of it, a section of the barrier solidifies, becoming opaque. On this small section of gentle grey, text appears.

> Welcome to Liam's UFO gallery. Please choose a category:

It appears to be touch responsive, what do you select?

Clown

Fitness and Acrobatics

Sewing

#ThisOldClownHouse

Doee

Tap where it says *UFO*