The Stage

You walk up into the cleared space that is clearly the stage. You look into the audience and imagine what it would be like to be performing here. You can see that just offstage right there's a cardboard box, labeled "Sleeping Clowns, Do Not Disturb". Offstage left you notice a piece of paper on the wall with a pen dangling from it "Sign up to Study Clown"

What do you do?

Look in the cardboard box

Write your name on the sign up page. (offsite link)

walk back off the stage